bleeding heart dove, the dove that always looks like it just walked away from a driveby shooting
And you’re to blame…
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we love you, no matter how many chins you have ….
TRYING NOT TO LOSE MY SHIT
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
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Life-Altering Invention of the Day: It took two months and a whole team of MIT mechanical engineers and nano-technologists, but at long last, mankind has a solution to the ketchup bottle battle.
LiquiGlide, a “super slippery” coating, is made up of nontoxic materials that allow the condiment to pour out smoothly, the way it was intended. The lubricant can be applied to all sorts of food packaging, but ketchup had better be likely will be priority number one.
One of the biggest challenges the team faced was making sure the coating was safe to consume, which meant ingredients had to be FDA-approved. “We had a limited amount of materials to pick from,” said team member Dave Smith, an MIT Ph.D. candidate. “I can’t say what they are, but we’ve patented the hell out of it.”
[coexist]
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Why those sneaky Disney bastards…
Wth
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- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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- Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
- Mom: He's black
- Me:
- Mom:
- Me:
- Mom:
- Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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jesus the #1 hits of the mid 90’s are terrible
when i read this, i was reading it as this
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